when you finally receive an ask during one of those ask games




so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles



the best scene in the history of forever




what do boxes breath



i stand corrected


Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan’s Ice Bucket Challenge!

CHEATERS lol. I love them.


Merlin’s beard.

Did the universe hate her? Because she was beginning to believe it. How in the world does she manage to always put herself in these situations again and again? How embarrassing.



When it comes to Harry, her mouth has no filter. He was her best friend, and she loved him of course, so their friendship was pretty open. Even when he indirectly ignores her when it comes to a book.

…Huh. Since when did she care? Honestly, she’s proud to see him finally take a lesson out of Hermione class. But really, was that bloody thing all he cared about these days? What was so fascinating in it that he had the nerve to ignore her and why was she caring so much and craving his attention?

He gets up from the table with the worn out, beat up book in one hand, and shakes her shoulder gently with his other.

                   “Come on, let’s go.”

He was used to getting looks, but this was still one of the rather strange and uncomfortable experiences he had had in his life.

As he strolls along beside her, his mind can’t help but wander back to what she meant back there. What did she want from him? Maybe he should just ask her already.It was silent for a while before he finally pops the question.

"Her..Hermione? Er, what did you mean? When you said you wanted to pay attention to what’s in front of me?"




[ her arms easily maneuver to hold him. ]

"My inquiry is, exactly what did you do?”

"I didn’t do anything!”

"I’m pretty sure he’s going through a biting phase. What did you do to him? You’re the one who spends the most time with him.”


nooo but cedric meeting hagrid for the first time and when hagrid acknowledges him he jumps and sputters out, “pleasure to meet you!” and sticks out his hand and hagrid is so adored and giving harry the look that says, "definitely yer son, harry"